It’s hard to stay mad at Scrooge McDuck though… he earned his riches the old fashioned way! Collecting diamonds on the moon!
By Jude Buffum, found by brentalfloss
Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 20, 2011 · 4:30 PM |
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Goddammit Scrooge! You gave jobs to all of your pieces of money!
<img src="http://www.inspirmotional.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/I-AM-THE-WALRUS-inspirmotional.jpg" width="400">
There can be only one!(%)
<img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/highlander-directors-cut.jpg">
I thought he got all his money by selling his secret of breathing in space to scientists…
He is the one percent and he has 99 percent of the world's currency.
Odd. At this point, I figured Gaben was the 1%.
Filthy commies trying to take away my right to swim in large pools of cash!
I HAVE THE SOLUTION!
<img src="http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2008-10-15-91-OldSonic.jpg">
And you thought progressive taxes were the answer.
Question:
Where did Scrooge McDuck get all that money anyway?
Lulzsec disapproves…
I want to be scrooge not for his wealth, but his ability to swim in solid matter
His response to allegations of fraud?
"Duck the police!"
Hey, Uncle Scrooge! I heard there's a fortune up on the moon. Why don't you go get it? What's that? No, I don't believe you'd need a suit out there. Who needs heat, and also air?
We'll just watch your stash while you're away. We won't touch anything, we promise.
What 1%? Is this a joke I've never heard of?
He's the top percentage.
Unlike some people, though, he actually had to work his ass off and put his life in jeopardy to earn all that cash.
Relevant? http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2011/10/19…
rel="nofollow"> <— Relevant…ish
All this 1% and no one comments about Joey's Ratata? Halolz, I disappoint.
DO NOT FUCK. WITH MCDUCK.
Seriously, insinuate that he didn’t earn all that money through hard work and he’ll tear down a goddamn skyscraper with his BARE HANDS (wings?)!
There's an Occupy Saffron (City) movement going on…
I can see it from my mountain
I don't care WHAT Scrooge is, this picture has a very distinct "early 90's dos-ish game" feel to it. I must. Play this game. If it involved my favorite Disney Character and old DOS games, my body will be ready SO HARD.
If you're having money problems I feel bad for you son,
We're the ninety-nine percent, and this duck's the one.
What's this?
Duck Tales submission in Halolz?
Talk about revolutionary.
rel="nofollow">Also, here is one for nostalgia sake. Enjoy it folks.
"By Jude Buffum, found by brentalfloss"
FOUND by Brentalfloss, not made by him? This is an uncommon sight.
TOP F@#$ING PERCENTAGE!!!!!!!
Hmmmm, Scotland demanding the dissolution of the Union, McDuck hoarding vast wealth reserves…..
Odd that…
So… Scrooge has aquired diamond riches on the moon… That means… The days of mining are over!!! No longer will I have to venture into deep caves filled with exploding monsters that comment on my material goods to find riches! Buildstack to the moon, I say, TO THE MOOOOOOON!!!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=532080…